Brombeer
1st April 2003, 13:29
Last year's April Fools Day, Blizzard unveils the Pandaren Empire.
What about this year? Any predictions? There is a *HOT THREAD* over battle.net forums about this one. Most of the posts there are quite funny. Go check it below!
Predict Blizzard's April Fools Joke
More Joke! (from Infoceptor)
2003-APR-1
Major Issues:
- Added an option in the Options > Gameplay menu that allowed the Tome Bug to be switched On and Off.
- Added 3 new maps: (4) Tristram (6) Secret Cow Level (6) Aiur
- Added 2 new Mercenaries available for hire on the Stranglethorn Vale map: Rob Pardo and TillerMaN
• Rob Pardo - 15565 HP -- Heavy Melee Unit
• TillerMaN - 100 HP -- Spell Caster. Abilities: STLSOOA (Scare The Living Shit Out Of anyone) - spawns a giant picture of Tiller and floods an opponent's screen with it.
Human Changes:
- Archmage's Ability Blizzard now heals 25hp / sec and the art has been changed to falling candy.
- Sorceress now spawns nude.
Orc Changes:
- To compliment for the Sorceress' spawning nude, the Tauren, Witch Doctor, and Grunt now all spawn nude. Hell, we decided to make every unit in the game spawn nude. The name of this game is now Nudecraft III
Night Elf Changes:
- Priestess of the Moon is now armed with an SP-12 Automatic Shotgun.
Undead Changes:
- All Undead units have been reduced to 5 HP and their damage to -1/-4 (yes that means you get healed every time an Undead unit attacks).
- We just hate Undead. NE 4 EVAR!!11@
Neutral Changes:
- The Pandaren's Ultimate now creates a new elemental: The Drunken Mofo. He spreads a malus aura to all, spreading Drunken State to all enemy units around him. As a bonus effect, he is soaked in alcohol, if ever he's immolated he will blow up, resulting in a thermonuclear explosion only matched by an AMD XP running without a heatsink.
Game Changes:
- Armor will be changed, yet again, for the sheer enjoyment of confusing the players. Light Armor (previously heavy armor) is now changed to Medium Armor and takes extra damage from piercing. Heavy Armor (previously light armor) is now changed to light armor which takes extra damage from normal. Medium Armor is changed to Heavy Armor "II" and takes extra damage from seige.
Enjoy the day!
quelle warcraftreplays.com
tillerman :D
What about this year? Any predictions? There is a *HOT THREAD* over battle.net forums about this one. Most of the posts there are quite funny. Go check it below!
Predict Blizzard's April Fools Joke
More Joke! (from Infoceptor)
2003-APR-1
Major Issues:
- Added an option in the Options > Gameplay menu that allowed the Tome Bug to be switched On and Off.
- Added 3 new maps: (4) Tristram (6) Secret Cow Level (6) Aiur
- Added 2 new Mercenaries available for hire on the Stranglethorn Vale map: Rob Pardo and TillerMaN
• Rob Pardo - 15565 HP -- Heavy Melee Unit
• TillerMaN - 100 HP -- Spell Caster. Abilities: STLSOOA (Scare The Living Shit Out Of anyone) - spawns a giant picture of Tiller and floods an opponent's screen with it.
Human Changes:
- Archmage's Ability Blizzard now heals 25hp / sec and the art has been changed to falling candy.
- Sorceress now spawns nude.
Orc Changes:
- To compliment for the Sorceress' spawning nude, the Tauren, Witch Doctor, and Grunt now all spawn nude. Hell, we decided to make every unit in the game spawn nude. The name of this game is now Nudecraft III
Night Elf Changes:
- Priestess of the Moon is now armed with an SP-12 Automatic Shotgun.
Undead Changes:
- All Undead units have been reduced to 5 HP and their damage to -1/-4 (yes that means you get healed every time an Undead unit attacks).
- We just hate Undead. NE 4 EVAR!!11@
Neutral Changes:
- The Pandaren's Ultimate now creates a new elemental: The Drunken Mofo. He spreads a malus aura to all, spreading Drunken State to all enemy units around him. As a bonus effect, he is soaked in alcohol, if ever he's immolated he will blow up, resulting in a thermonuclear explosion only matched by an AMD XP running without a heatsink.
Game Changes:
- Armor will be changed, yet again, for the sheer enjoyment of confusing the players. Light Armor (previously heavy armor) is now changed to Medium Armor and takes extra damage from piercing. Heavy Armor (previously light armor) is now changed to light armor which takes extra damage from normal. Medium Armor is changed to Heavy Armor "II" and takes extra damage from seige.
Enjoy the day!
quelle warcraftreplays.com
tillerman :D